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MKE WANGU AMERUDI ANALIA BAADA YA KUKUTANA NA MHOGO WA JANG’OMBE

Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:09 pm

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MIMI na mke wangu tuliingia katika vita baridi. Kila siku alikuwa akinilalamikia tu, ooh mara nina kibamia, mara simfikishi basi ilikuwa ni vurugu mwanzo mwisho. Kusema kweli amani ilitoweka nyumbani.

Ili kujaribu kutibu  maradhi yangu, niliamua kuwa mteja mzuri wa supu ya pweza… nilimeza supu mpaka nikatoka kitambi, ugonjwa wangu ndo kwanza uliongezeka… ‘kibamia’ kikawa ‘kijibamia’. Ugomvi ukaporomoka mara kumi zaidi ya mara ya kwanza. ‘Wife’ akawa hasikiii la mtu analalamika tu, “babu wee hunifikishi mie.” “Mara ooh… kakiingia kanapwaya…” kiukweli nilikosa kabisa amani.

Baada ya kuona manyanyaso yamezidi, nikaona cha kufia nini? Nikaanzisha mtindo mpya, nikawa nikihitaji, nafanya kadri ya uwezo wangu nikimaliza nalala. Basi nikawa mtu wa sekunde tano kunako mechi, napiga chap! Chap! Tu…, kisha nalala mie raha msitarehe.

Mke naye akaanzisha mtindo, kila siku akawa anaweka wimbo wa ‘Mwanaume Mashine!’ Ikawa kama naishi na Msaga Sumu nyumbani kwangu, muda wote nasikia wimbo ukiimba, ‘mwanaume mashine.’ Hata hivyo nikavumilia. Sikusema neno.

Mke baada ya kuona mbinu yake imeshindikana, akalizua balaa… niliziona dalili mapema mno. Akapata bwana wa nje, wakawa wana ‘chat’ kisirisiri, na mie nipo kimya tu, nimejikausha kama mzee kobe!

Baada ya kukolea kuchat na ule mchepuko wake, hata zile sekunde zangu tano akawa hana haja nazo, nikawa nikimgusa anaruka mbali mithili ya mgonjwa wa pepopunda! Jadid mimi wala sikuogopa, nikamwacha ili nitumie muda huo kukusanya nguvu maana mwanaume mashine jamani.

Leo ndo mkasa kamili umetokea, alikubaliana na mchepuko wake wakutane ‘gest’ moja hapa mjini, apewe maraha niliyoshindwa kumpa! Mwanaume mwenyewe jina lake aitwa Punda Teketeke, ha! ha! ha! haaaaa…

Basi bwana, walipoingia humo ndani, yule bwana Punda Teketeke alipolitoa tunguli lake, ‘wife’ akatoa mimacho kama paka, Punda Teketeke alikuwa na mhogo haswaa! Mama watoto akajaribu kukimbia, Punda Teketeke akamkamata, kisha akamuuliza, “Chips zangu umekula, nauli umechukua, nauliza, utatoa hutoi?” Kabla ‘wife’ hajajibu, akarambwa ngwala, akadondoka chini, kilichofuata sitaki kusema, naogopa watoto.

Baada ya kadhia ile, akajutia sana, na amerudi analia, niko naye hapa bado anaendelea kulidondosha chozi. Nimfanye nini? Ushauri wenu ndugu zangu.
WAVUMILIENI! WANAPIGA PICHA ZA UTUPU ILI WAPATE PESA ZA KUNUNULIA NGUO!
 
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